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Posted on Monday, September 15, 2008 in Verse

Ok, now I’ll tell you the truth. I don’t really know what to make of these things. They are odd. Sometimes I think they are swell. Other times I think they are foul, evil ugly and nasty. I’m sorry, but I do. In fact, they scare me. From various angles, they look like a clam, a piece of beef jerky, a sausage pizza, or a wicked Halloween mask. Also, they often smell like codfish. And yet men of courage go absolutely crazy for them. Often they will lose the lives over them! This is obviously quite silly. I think you ought to seriously consider this the next time you go looking for a piece of pussy.

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