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Demon Squeezer

Posted on Thursday, July 10, 2008 in Songs

sung to the tune of “Li’l Red Rooster” (the Stones version)

I’M THE DEMON SQUEEZER BABY
TOO LAZY TO SQUAT FOR THE DAY
SAID I’M THE DEMON SQUEEZER BABY
TOO LAZY TO SQUEEZE FOR THE DAY
GOT NO DEMONS IN MY BARNYARD
BUT IF I CATCH THAT DEVIL
I’M SHO ‘NUFF GONNA MAKE HIM PAY

YEAH I’M GONNA SQUEEZE THAT DEMON BABY
GONNA MAKE HIM CRY AND GROAN AND GRUNT
SAID I’M GONNA SQUEEZE THAT DEMON REAL GOOD BABY
GONNA MAKE HIM CRY AND GROAN AND GRUNT (GRUNTY GRUNT)
GONNA MAKE HIM SAY UNGLE NOW
GONNA MAKE HIM WISH HE HADN’TA PULLED THAT STUNT

I GOT MY DEMON SQUEEZIN’ HELMET ON BABY
I GOT MY DEMON SQUEEZIN’ HELMET ON TODAY
SAID I GOT THAT DEMON SQUEEZIN’ HELMET ON MAMMA,
GOT THAT BRAND NEW DEMON SQUEEZIN’ HELMET ON TODAY
AN’ IF’N I SEE DAT OL’ DEMON
YOU KIN BET I’M SHO GONNA MAKE HIM PAY
DATS WHAT I SAY

CATCH YOU A BIG BLACK DEMON BABY
CATCH YOU ONE AN’ SQUEEZE HIM REAL GOOD
SAID CATCH YOU A BIG BLACK NASTY OL’ DEMON BABY
CATCH YOU ONE, NOW GIVE HIM A BIG FAT SQUEEZE
MAKE IT REAL GOOD
I’LL TELL YOU WHAT BABY
IF YOU DO IT RIGHT
YOU CAN BREAK HIS SPINE.
ONE, TWO, THREE
JUST LIKE THAT.

(c) S.L. Goldman

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